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“Welcome to my chaotic corner of the internet, where sci-fi, pagan rituals, and polyamorous adventures collide with fashion, tech, and board games. It’s like a Hitchhiker’s Guide to my life—quirky, curious, and slightly magical.” – ChatGPT summarizing me. 

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Nobody Asked for This, But I’m Back

Yup. I know consistency in blogging isn't one of my strong suits. But, I'm trying to rediscover things that used to make me happy - one of which is writing for pure fun. I don't want to make a living at this or become an influencer. Audiences make me anxious. At least...

Princess Zöe talks BDSM: How to Dom Me Properly

Hello! Gosh - there's a lot of misinformation about BDSM relationships floating around the internet. I'm no expert myself, so this isn't intended to be a one-size-fits-all guide to BDSM, much less being a dom. I'm not a dominant person - lately especially, I'm finding...

How-To Trans: Pee Standing Up with an STP Device

The following is a guest post about STP (stand-to-pee) devices by Kelvin Sparks. He is a bi, polyamorous, and intersex trans man who writes about sex, sexuality, and sex toys. Check Kelvin out over at his website, CyborgDicks.com A STP (Stand To Pee device) is, as the...

Just Poly Stuff: Compersion When Your Partner is Dating and You’re Not

Oh boy, this is going to be a personal-ass post, so ready your feels. Today I want to talk about my love life and how I deal with things in the context of my polyamorous relationship, and how to best be good to yourself and your partner once they start seeing other...

My Loved One Just Came Out as Transgender – Now What?

It's a tough time in the world to come out as transgender - the world's a shitty place in a lot of ways. There are a lot of fears involved in coming out to your family and loved ones - and there's statistically a good chance someone you know has those fears about...
Nobody Asked for This, But I’m Back

Nobody Asked for This, But I’m Back

Yup. I know consistency in blogging isn't one of my strong suits. But, I'm trying to rediscover things that used to make me happy - one of which is writing for pure fun. I don't want to make a living at this or become an influencer. Audiences make me anxious. At least...

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I Don’t Even Fucking Know What to Call This

It's been a good while, almost a year, since I've published any of my own writing on here. This is not a welcome back post. I've had this mental feeling that the best way I know to explain it is when you're over-encumbered in Fallout or Skyrim. I cannot mentally fast...

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How to Boobs Without HRT

How to Boobs Without HRT

When I first came out to myself as a transgender woman, there had already been a lot of research about hormones, surgeries, and boobs. I had been lurking on the Ask Transgender subreddit where I read about so many other trans sister's stories. Their tales of success,...

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How Do You Know If You’re Transgender?

How Do You Know If You’re Transgender?

Note: Most of this is going to be my experience as a MTF transgender woman. I am specifically not writing about trans men or trans people of color because I'm not one, and it would not be my place to speak to that. However, trans men and trans people of color erasure...

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